April 2010
51 posts
Apple iPad - just like the iPhone, only way way bigger. #truthfuladvertising
Apr 1st
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I paid them off to post that. Shhh. #beatbieber RT @umbrellax @kentgarrison you may know this already but you’re a top tweeter. congrats.
Apr 1st
Twitter needs to retire certain trends. Justin Bieber needs to be the first. #beatingadeadhorse #nodisrespectbut #oldnews
Apr 1st
Grizzly bear
Apr 1st
March 2010
84 posts
Car trouble in Nashvegas. Good thing it’s a perfect day outside. 
Mar 31st
New York Citay, big apple waddup
Mar 31st
It was me RT @shawnalenorax3 Today my sub for language arts looked like @kentgarrison
Mar 30th
and the winner iiss…Sonic Drive-In
Mar 30th
what should my last dinner in Texas be?
Mar 29th
Forgot to post this, from some awesome fans in the UK http://twitpic.com/1bsdhd
Mar 29th
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He wrote cryptic messages, teased cops and code crackers with his cyphers. He was never caught. Also he killed a lot of people. #ZodiacFacts
Mar 29th
Gotta get on minute to win it
Mar 29th
Thanks for making #shelikesmusicvideo a trending topic! Keep it up and maybe we will release it early?! ;)
Mar 28th
Whoever is trying to hack my Twitter, good luck. I’ll give you all the money in my bank account if you guess my password.
Mar 28th
if youre wondering if i want you to (i want you to)
Mar 28th
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Just found the best/funniest website where u can watch any video u want or upload them..so amazing! Check it out http://www.youtube.com
Mar 28th
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Up in the Air …cool to see a movie about what it’s like to always be on the road..why didn’t I think of it 1st? #bemoreproactive
Mar 27th
great to be back in Texas, but i wish i was at Bamboozle Left today. I miss california a lot
Mar 27th
Why wasnt Swiffer the official sponsor of Curling at the Vancouver Oympics this year? Seems like such a big marketing opportunity for them.
Mar 27th
TGIF
Mar 27th
Laziest kitty ever http://twitpic.com/1b6057
Mar 27th
#followfriday @aplusk <—- RT he needs more followers! Plz help.
Mar 26th
Crazy Heart was sooo good. Jeff Bridges > everyone.
Mar 26th
today isnt yesterday, or tomorrow. it is right now, the day in which we are living, this very second, today. it is here. now. today is today
Mar 26th
who knows a remedy for a sore throat. i think im getting swined a year late
Mar 26th
Why do Chicago’s jerseys say Los Bulls? Do they really wish they were the LA Lakers that bad? Lol
Mar 26th
Go Los Mavs! Tonight against Portland..cmon Dirk!
Mar 26th
Crazy Heart
Mar 26th
I’ve seen Bean 4 times this week, mistakenly. Where art thou Bean?! 
Mar 25th
so tired and think im gettin sick! uugh
Mar 25th
Still playing modern warfare 2. It’s been nearly 24 hours. #spendingtimenotwastingit
Mar 24th
RT @realtalkchrisv: Just trying to get my smoothie on dawg
Mar 23rd
modern warfare 2 all day
Mar 23rd
Nintendo 3DS coming in June http://bit.ly/dC4slW
Mar 23rd
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do the rubber tree
Mar 23rd
http://www.youcantgooglethis.com
Mar 23rd
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what a beautiful day in Texas. This has to be what heaven is like.
Mar 22nd
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why do the most awful guys have the most awesome girlfriends? Girls, yall need to step your game up
Mar 22nd
5 notes
back in texas…craving bbq
Mar 22nd
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Lol! RT @demiseIenajonas @kentgarrison another mans trash is another lady gaga’s dress.
Mar 22nd
One mans trash is another mans treasure. Truer words have never been spoken.
Mar 22nd
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Parents: it’s not acceptable for ur toddler to wear a diaper instead of pants. Seriously its leaking everywhere and smells like satans feet
Mar 21st
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They need a “like” and “dislike” button for tweets. That would make Twitter way more funner
Mar 21st
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http://twitpic.com/19ujm2 - not bad, London. Not bad at all. Cant wait to come back to the UK! Second home!
Mar 20th
Someone please tell me how I am supposed 2 get lukewarm water out of this sink? http://twitpic.com/19v1p9
Mar 20th
http://twitpic.com/19tvom - THIS i would see
Mar 20th
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Broken Bells..wow!
Mar 20th
everyone needs to check out creeds new album! no not that creed, creed bratton (of the office). listen & buy it here http://bit.ly/bDZmjt
Mar 20th
finally! invisibility cloak invented: http://bit.ly/97l8ED
Mar 20th
3D HDTVS taking over the home theater market. Worth the extra cash? http://bit.ly/bDZmjt
Mar 20th